101 Easy Ways to Lose a Good Man Without Cheating by Lady Bee
If you want to hold on to your Good Man, this witty book is for you!
They say good men are hard to find, and there aren't any more out there. Maybe you are one of those lucky women who have actually been able to lock down a Good Man. Initially, that was great news, but now you're finding that a Good Man is a lot more trouble than he's worth. I mean really, who wants to put up with a Good Man every single day? Sheesh!
If you have been scratching your head trying to figure out ways to get rid of your Good Man, help has arrived! I, Lady Bee have compiled for you 101 very effective and easy-to-implement strategies that are guaranteed to get rid of your Good Man.
Here's a couple to get you started:
17 - Tell him at least twice a year that you would rather be single. If you do this, he will begin to mentally prepare himself for your break up and it's best that he's prepared. Feel free to use it monthly in extreme cases of him clinging on to you for dear life and saying things like he doesn't want to lose you. (PS - if he says that, you need to immediately implement more strategies!)
32 - If he tells you a sexual fantasy, look horrified and tell him that it's the sickest, nastiest thing you have ever heard of. Tell him he needs to stop watching so many movies and call him a pervert then tack on Number 13, followed by Number 25.
82 - Tell him his dreams are stupid and juvenile when he shares them with you. Whatever it is he says he wants to do or become, simply comment "Really?" but change your voice octave to one higher than normal, then laugh and shake your head. If he asks why you find humor in what he said - start back at the beginning of this tip and repeat as many times necessary to get him to shut up about it.
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